"Do you want to write a quick paper and get a good grade or do you want to change the world?"
-- Prof. Collins, IR Research, telling us we're better off writing the quick paper.
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"Bye, bye God!"
-- Professor Chuck Cox, erasing a dry erase drawing of the Hand of God
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"Have you ever squeezed an infant?"
-- Professor Parker, PSYC 220-001
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"You got one font goin' on in that typewriter!"
-Prof. John Hyman, Honors Freshman Literature, on the use (or lack thereof) of italics in the old days...
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"This is one of the stupidest, dumbest ways in coming up with a human rights treaty ever!"
-Professor Guernsey, SIS-322 Human Rights; Commenting on the use of brackets in the International Convention of the Rights of People with Disabilities
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"We are genetically programmed to die; Life is a disease."
-- Dr. Schaler - Drugs, Alcohol and Society Professor
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"I don't know. Why don't you ask the current president."
-Peter Kuznick, Oliver Stone's America, in response to a student asking how the government could lose a president's brain.
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I heard on NPR that Mexican women in New Jersey are converting to Islam and wearing the chador... This says a lot about New Jersey.
Prof. Ruth Lane, Grassroots Institutions
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"Even if you learn nothing else from this class, I want you to remember these three things:
1) Become a federal judge (lots of money, not much work).
2) Marry up (in case you don't become a federal judge).
3) Always ask to speak to your lawyer."
Professor Tom Williams, Political Power and American Public Policy, discussing what it's REALLY important to know when you graduate from college
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"George W. Bush was born on third base but thinks he hit a triple."
-- Prof. Kuznick, HIST-288, Oliver Stone's America
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