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Procrastination

American's Top Ten Wastes Of Time
and the award goes to...
  1. Eskiv
  2. Little Red Monkey
  3. Homestarrunner
  4. Rick James Sound Board
  5. Grading the World's Flags
  6. Mini-Putt
  7. Castle
  8. Stick Death!
  9. Mmeoww
  10. Shuriken Assault
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101 Things to Do to your Roommate
Funny
4D Rubik's Cube
Rubik's Cube is the 1970s 3D puzzle that is still frustrating people today. You may not solve it, but you can certainly have fun manipulating the four-dimensional version.
Time Consuming
8-Ball Revealed
Haven't you ever wondered what a Magic 8-Ball is really made of?
Useful
99 Rooms
Explore an abandoned factory filled with graffiti art & sounds
Bizarre
Accidental Video Game Porn
If you're a gamer, you've spent hours playing side scrollers and FPSs. But have you ever noticed that certain screens, at the right moment, contain accidental video game porn?
Funny
ASCII Movies
Bizarre
Asteroids
Time Consuming
Avatar Creation
Choose from lots of facial features to make your very own mini cartoon head.
Bizarre
Badgerbadgerbadger
Bizarre
Black Dot
You might be surprised how hard it is just to click on a plain black dot
Time Consuming
Black Ribbon
Bizarre
Boohbah
Bizarre
Book-A-Minute
Useful
Breakout in the Round
Breakout is a classic arcade game using a Pong ball and paddle to destroy a brick wall. It takes a bit to get used to, but you'll soon be swearing at this updated circular version
Time Consuming
BuddyZoo
Time Consuming
Castle
Defend the castle by hurling soldiers, castings spells, shooting arrows and all that good medieval stuff.
Time Consuming
Click the Color
It's so simple, you can't believe it's even a game. But as your mind tries to translate, you madly try to guide the mouse to the proper answer in time. Click the color and not the word.
Bizarre
ClickMazes
Some people are obsessed with puzzles, and mazes in particular. But who knew that there were so many different kinds of mazes? You may never get out once you enter this page
Time Consuming
Connect 4
Time Consuming
Constructor
Time Consuming
Crunchtime
It's Friday, which means you need to spend some quality time on productivity-lowering pursuits. How about killing office zombies, armed with just a stapler?
Funny
Daily Confession
Time Consuming
DC Traffic Cameras
Wave "Hi!" to mom or watch speeders get busted
Time Consuming
Dictator or Sit-Com Character?
Bizarre
Die Wagenschenke
See how many feet you can go before you fall on your A#% from being drunk.
Time Consuming
Dirty Proverbs
Useful
Dodge This!
Try your best to dodge the moving shapes...it's harder than it looks!
Time Consuming
Dogster
Like Friendster, but for your dog(s)!
Useful
Donald Rumsfeld Fighting Poses
Rumsfeld, attack!
Funny
Duck Hunt
Time Consuming
End of the World
Funny
Erowid
Useful
Eskiv
It's the nature of games to get harder as you progress. Some do it so well, and so quickly, that you're in over your head before you know it. Such is the simple yet frantic Eskiv.
Time Consuming
Exploding Dog
The webmaster creates sweet, child-like drawings to illustrate captions that readers send in.
Dangerous
Fly Guy
Time Consuming
Foamy's Rant
Funny
Futile
Bizarre
Girlfriend Stealer's Homepage
How to steal a girlfriend!
Useful
Grading the World's Flags
Josh Parsons, a post-doctoral fellow in Philospohy at St. Andrews, took the time to assign letter grades to the flags of the world. Gave some good feedback too.
Bizarre
Grow
When you play a game, you follow a set of rules to achieve an objective. But what happens if you don't know the rules or the object of the game? Then you'd be playing Grow.
Time Consuming
Hampster Dance
Bizarre
Happy Tree Friends
Funny
Helicopter
Time Consuming
Hero Machine
Time Consuming
High Brow Quizzes
Can you tell the difference between true art and fakes, or famous art from unknowns? Can you discern which is classic prose and which is crap? Test yourself with these highbrow quizzes.
Time Consuming
Homestarrunner
Funny
I am better than your kids.
Funny
I've Seen Things
Bizarre
Insanity Test
Funny
Inverse Shoot 'em Up
If you've played classic videogames, you know the drill: pilot your single ship past wave upon wave of defenses. But what if the roles were reversed?
Time Consuming
Karz
Time Consuming
Keep It Up
The title sounds dirty, but the game is addictive.
Time Consuming
Lego Porn
Funny
Let Them Sing
Bizarre
Lima Bean
It's not easy being a Lima Bean.
Funny
List of Penises
Funny
Lite-Brite!
Time Consuming
Little Red Monkey
Funny
Mad Origami
Time Consuming
Make Art
Time Consuming
Memepool
Useful
Mini-Mizer
Time Consuming
Mini-Putt
Nothing like a solid game of mini-golf to procrastinate with!
Time Consuming
Mmeoww
It may not be the most intellectually stimulating or intensely challenging game, but it can be quite amusing. Use your trampoline to bounce and save the falling plague of kittens.
Funny
Monkeys in Space
The classic arcade game Asteroids was great because of realistic spaceflight physics. Try it with monkeys!
Funny
Morphases
Photo editing software packages let you modify and morph pictures of, say, faces. There are also some Internet-only versions. But none seem as easy and compelling as this one.
Funny
Movie Trailers
Time Consuming
MuffinFilms
Bizarre
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Learn the ways of the ninja
Time Consuming
Name That Game
Gamers, as would be expected, play a lot of games, and have fond memories of their favorites. But how well do you remember classic video game sounds?
Time Consuming
NewGrounds.com
Funny
Ninjai
Time Consuming
Ninjas Gone Wild
You think you know what it's like to be a ninja, but you have no idea.
Funny
OddTodd
Funny
Online Staring Contest
Bizarre
Orisinal Games
Home grown flash games with nice music and clean fun.
Time Consuming
PAR
Bizarre
Pencil Art
Art requires a combination of creativity and talent to effectively express ideas or concepts. This is true even when the artist's canvas is an ordinary number two pencil
Bizarre
Penny-Arcade
Time Consuming
PlayMash
Funny
Post-It Redecoration
Geeks can really make office pranks fun. Especially when you combine their weird sense of humor with practically unlimited (and free!) office supplies. Redecorating is post-it easy!
Funny
Potted Meat Tribute Page
Bizarre
Presstube.com
A flash website with some organic and often trippy animations. Impressive and often very tactile.
Bizarre
Real and Fake Smiles
The basic human expression of happiness is the smile. You see them all the time, but they are surprisingly easy to fake. Can you tell the difference between real and fake smiles?
Bizarre
Reverse Mouse
Hand-eye coordination is an interesting phenomenom. You control your hands, but what is stronger, "muscle memory" or mental power? See if you can control the reverse mouse.
Time Consuming
Rick James Sound Board
It's the Rick James Soundboard created from the Chapelle Show skits. (Yes the guy wearing the Clarkson Jacket.)
Funny
Robot Frank
Bizarre
Rock Paper Saddam
Tiger Hand always beats paper
Funny
Rubik's Cube
Time Consuming
Running Naked
Run, jump and dodge random creatures in this Flash game as you run around in the cold...while naked.
Time Consuming
Save Mr. Malibu
In today's fast-paced world, you have to juggle a lot of tasks simultaneously. But what about juggling the same task sequentially? This game truly challenges you to save Mr. Malibu.
Time Consuming
Seinfeld & Superman
We're used to Jerry Seinfeld showing us slices of everyday life. But his friends don't normally include The Man of Steel. It may be a commercial, but it's Seinfeld and Superman. Plus it's directed by AU alum Barry Levinson.
Funny
Shuriken Assault
Time Consuming
SimCity Classic Live!
Old school Sim City from the comfort of your browser. Great for computer labs!
Time Consuming
Slaps
Time Consuming
snarg
Bizarre
Snuggle Bear's Wrath of Terror
Bizarre
SpaceRunner
Time Consuming
Spank the Monkey
Funny
Squares
Grab all the black, miss all the red; you quickly set the rules in your head. The real world recedes, nothing else compares; this focus must mean that you're playing Squares.
Time Consuming
Squirrel Fishing
Hours of fun for the land-locked or aquaphobic
Useful
Stare Down Sally
Bizarre
Stick Death!
Bizarre
Submarine
Today's complex games are judged on the graphics "engine" they use. But sometimes a mass-market development tool, combined with a simple concept, provides a compelling diversion
Funny
Subservient Chicken
Order a live (well, almost) dude in a chicken suit to do whatever you want him to! From "head banging" to "bong hits" to "grab crotch like Michael Jackson" and god knows how many others!
Funny
Super Stunt Slug
s it the start of a viral internet marketing campaign? Or just the random hijinks of two guys with video editing software? Either way, marvel at the bravery of Super Stunt Slug.
Funny
The Best Page in the Universe
Funny
The Broken
Bizarre
The CCL Game
The Incredible Machine was a brilliant PC game that made problem solving fun. This may be an advertisement for a hardware website, but it's still an incredible remake.
Time Consuming
The Crimson Room
Can you escape the Crimson Room? Good luck... it's a lot of clickity-click-click action.
Time Consuming
The Image Quiz
The internet is full of quizzes. But here's an interesting one that tests your powers of deduction. Based on the resulting images it displays, determine the Google search terms.
Time Consuming
The Logo Game
A maddeningly addicting game that gives you brand logos to identify. Correctly guess all logos within a category and add your name to the Hall Of Fame!
Time Consuming
The Mystery of Time and Space
A fun Flash room game. Lots of clicking and plenty of annoying MIDI music
Time Consuming
The Official Ninja Page
Funny
The Oracle of Kevin Bacon
The Kevin Bacon game completed.
Funny
The Red Wire
Funny
Tilox
Like most games featured here, this one is simple and easy to play. Yet it requires a bit of forward thinking to solve on the first attempt. Stay on the grid and you'll be the master of Tilox.
Time Consuming
Toboggan Jump
How far can your toboggan jump?
Time Consuming
Trashcan Paper Toss
Take a simple game we've all played in the office, use Flash to animate captured video, add a wisecracking co-worker who feeds you the ammo, and throw the paper wad in the trashcan
Time Consuming
Troyis
In chess, many pieces move in ways that most others cannot duplicate, except for the all-powerful queen. But even she can't mimic the unique knight. Use your knight to solve Troyis.
Time Consuming
TSK 2: Trapped in Time
Use those geometry lessons in an exciting race against time!
Time Consuming
Unwords!
Useful
VeepersPlay
Funny