The following is a compilation of responses from many of the Jolt's weekly polls. The information reported here was by no means collected scientifically and, is thus, for your enjoyment only. Booyah.

Percentage of AU that:

Claims not to procrastinate: 2
Will be living off campus this year: 25
Skips class once a week: 28
Chose to spend their Spring Break sleeping: 24
Uses illegal drugs: 33
Supports a constitutional ban on same-sex marriages: 8
Likes the wireless network to use AIM in class: 12
Predicted Rowdy Roddy Piper to win the Superbowl: 1
Resolved to "get more ass" for the New Year: 22
Is most like Smurfette: 36
Claimed to be a virgin at the start of the year: 34
Never worried about safety on campus: 30
Hired someone to write their college admissions essay: 2
Thinks AU should have a football team: 59
Picked SOC to win in a school brawl: 13
Wants to create a Federal bureau of 1980s Comedians: 10
Finds TDR food inconsistent: 14
Used their 4-day weekend during Hurricane Isabel drink heavily: 45
Stayed in DC for the summer to Intern: 12
Would make changes to the administration: 34
Predicted that John Kerry would win the Democratic nomination: 19
Missed AU over the summer by June: 46

AU's Favorite:

Cheap Ass Beer: Pabst Blue Ribbon (25%)
Van Halen Frontman: David Lee Roth (65%)
Superhero Pick-up Line: "Go go gadget zipper!" (26%)
Pirate Sidekick: A Monkey (46%)
Way to Skin a Cat: There's no wrong way (35%) - but 21% prefered Concentric Circles
Imaginary Bookstore Item: Ben and Kiki Ladner Barbie Dolls (25%)
Tom Cruise Movie: "Top Gun" (26%)
Place to Live: Letts Hall (24%)
Month of Summer Vacation: June (27%) - but 18% prefered Apple Pie
(Least Favorite) SNL Movie: Coneheads (28%)